Thursday, October 26, 2006

Black And White Tiles Bathrooms

body and mind - X episode


have been long-awaited appointment with the Tedescona and the Fanclub of hypochondriacal stressed that apply in pelvic movements, crosses his legs and breathing from Buddha to create the sacred union of body and mind and produce happiness and approval by the surrounding world.

All this for a job.

With my suit and my pregnant belly to me are accommodated in his apartment from which escape aromatic scents of incense and jingle of those you buy in a few stand frikkettona.

We were 4 in all: the tedescona, me and two other characters straight out of a distasteful reality.

Matilda is a manager of a well-known factory of the city, blonde cotton - Magda reminded me so much! - And the tense muscles of women who do not never forget to do yogging. Forties, seemed very sure of its sex appeal, much to pour out our pro domo in the air, thanks to a sweet perfume so heavy as to cause gagging.

Giovanni is a small entrepreneur if 'itself, which traffics in air conditioners and seems willing to increase their earnings by using body language and encouraging the marriage between him and his mind.

Both are taken very seriously.
I was a bit 'funny.

Not so much about the situation, but for the very professional Tedescona charge, that in this she got a lot to a corporate spirit for the "Volemocebbene" and then seize a blood clot every time I hear children laughing on the stairs ...

What to say? the Tedescona taught us to breathe and create a contact that "do not short circuit" between our feet - and then the earth - and our head (the celestial influences).

After the lesson, I hoped to get by with some comment like, "beautiful, beautiful, I understand the spirit of the thing, but now maybe I'll do an estimate ..." and instead she has retained, even after having greeted with kisses and reservoirs, Matilda and John.

I wanted to specify some things:
  1. your site will stand out from all the new age nonsense that there are around
  2. her to help managers of large companies to remain competitive and improve its communication with others to gain advantages professional
  3. not directed to children, people of any or yoga fanatics but only to those who REALLY want to improve their performance and has a lot of money to spend. This
to stay professional.

Before leaving, the Tedescona then wanted to make me share some confidences confidential that I - of course - since I committed to disseminating the news of the apartment block, with great pleasure I share with you. The

tedescona often goes to the shack to get ice cream. A few months ago, at the shack where he met droghello that she was with an old friend of Tedescona.

were all put to chat, have gone to get coffee. When
Tedescona droghello recognized in the boy who lives opposite, goes around the house bare-chested in the night and screaming at the world, says he very afraid.

He began to speak in monosyllables, and only look towards the old friend. But it seems that the

droghello has been very well impressed by her. He looked at her, the winking and treated with a kindness that I can not even imagine.

Perhaps the look of ice tedescona, perhaps the ways that women "should not ever ask" the denim, perhaps something in the coffee, the fact is that the fear that the tedescona droghello has a crush.

suspects that follow.
More than once he has met at the supermarket.
More than once he found the house, just as she was leaving and tedescona - from the Swiss good cousin - is very specific and precise in his times.

For the first time I heard the tremulous r tedescona rotating waver and I saw her smile of a sphinx.
She proclaims that the body-mind harmony seems very scared of this beau ...

want from me comfort that I can not give the droghello - we both know - it looks not at all harmless.

can only hope to have been mistaken, that the meetings are only one case.

Of course - me from you - I can steal some information to solve the case of the disappearance of the wife of Gelataiomatto, since he has a relationship with tedescona "preferential". From

real bastard who weaves the threads of this history, I advised him to go along with just enough not to keep him badly. I advised to be polite, nothing more, as a good neighbor, but do talk from time to time. To keep him sedated
.

The reality is that becoming the confidante of tedescona might be advantageous for the purposes of this survey. Best of Magda
for sure, that now seems to resent me too, but I did not understand why and he answers in monosyllables.

As icing on the cake, Tedescona I was also told that it is almost certain that the child was possessed to make them disappear and the bike that you think will find it soon ...
The parents of the little rascal do dumb, but they know perfectly well that she gave birth to the son of Satan.

next Thursday.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Japanese Groping & Rape Films

Tubes and bicycles - in the den


Tedescona For the moment I do not have to call a session of massage and spiritualnewage practices that will facilitate my work.

of things have happened that kept buzzing the building.

But first things first. Droghello the-wall - was discharged. A few days ago was the Rome Bar.

When I went I even made a feeble wave. The thing I do not like, because I thought I knew, had not noticed me. But I recognized, and perhaps he realized that I keep an eye on me and wanted to know, with that nod from CosaNostra, which does not do it to him.

has dark circles excavated and is a little 'thin. At the bar spoke of football, as if nothing had happened. Maurizio seemed a bit 'embarrassed because everyone in the neighborhood, we know that he was wrong and that he had recovered to hole.

But to me the look I was worried that he addressed to me. For a while, 'I'll keep the curtains shut.

Three days ago, then something happened that has focused on whether 'all the energies of the building, triggering a series of events in bursts.
It broke a pipe in the yard. A water pipe, one night, he began to piss off the liquid, first slowly then with increasing force.

We immediately called the company responsible, which has not seen before yesterday.
Meanwhile, Magda gave head down. Why is water seeping into basements. If she was going out every hour to check and spent his time yelling out the window.

"All those who command us to ask ourselves ... look here, we pay taxes and they do not care!" "Other than energy savings, they do not care to anyone. Meanwhile, the cellars are flooded. I want to see when we ruin more ... Ahhh!! but now that to make the workers there are only foreigners, of course!. What cares these proceedings. It's not their house this. "

There 's been on for hours. While hanging laundry on the terrace. While carrying the dog to pee. Met a few condominium by the way.
Until two days ago, in the morning I heard the screams beast. They came from his home.

Magda's husband, the one who married for the third because he had told of being rich, and instead is a truck driver and even a bit cash-strapped 'drunkard, it must be fed up of the croaking of his wife.
Maybe he drank a little 'more than usual, maybe it was not in day with the work, in short: if the dates are thrashing!.

The mayhem - I've met in the courtyard and with whom I shared the drama to hear the entire saga-magdafamiliare decided to call the police.
do not know if we did well, but it seems that I could escape the dead.

It was then known - and how could it be otherwise! - That get them the most was him. A broken nose and a lot of bile in the body.
They took him to the emergency room with her back continued to unleash all his hatred. Looking at it from his eyes makeup ad hoc and throwing out obscenities from the mouth to Botox.

Meanwhile our cellars are flooded.
Then came "the workers" to discuss Magda. They found that a pipe is rotted and started to drill and bore water is pumped away.
Our basement is safe, but that of the invisible and to Him and He is completely flooded.

While we did the inspection, the bicycle disappeared Tedescona. An old tool that kept parked in public areas of the cellar.

For Magda the workers were immigrants, helped - of course - the children of the exotic, which she hates so much. For
Tedescona was the invisible man: the story of the cigarette for the landing.
is certain is that the bike is gone. Certainly there
the bambinoindemoniato who lives on the top floor, the one that always screams and has a particular dislike for animals, so you always have the stock ready to hit them when he met them, seemed moltomolto glad that we had to Tedescona stole my bicycle.

In my opinion, he has to do in this story. What is certain is that
Condominium Flag, this was not an easy week.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Pizza Hut Pizza Romna

ninth episode of the witch - VIII in the palace episode

A little 'upgrades within the Condominium.

Meanwhile Droghello was bad. They've taken away by ambulance in the night. The noise woke the whole neighborhood. I'm really in pain, because some days I do not see anyone at the windows of the house of Gelataiomatto. Everything tight. We hope you again; gather the wayward, because despite the noise of his screaming at the TV and power against the dead mother, and despite the horrible sight of him running half naked through the house, he loves Panzallaria very well.

This morning he also spoke to the Bar of Rome Droghello.
Some say that there are many more hope to come out of the tunnel, despite the money from the sale of ice cream, her mother - who was the nominee - would send him to the community.

But she pulled the crack, and if they are spending money otherwise.
Another good reason to investigate.

Monday for my appointment I was working with Tedescona.

At 14, punctual as death, I played at his wake. I do not know why but I have had in mind the old episodes of the Adams Family, when someone pulled their hideous bell to enter - unconscious - in this gloomy world. I expected someone with the mechanical voice on the other side of the door saying 'NO-TO-HIS "thrilling.

But she came to the door.
not had never been in the house. Do not hide a certain morbid curiosity.

Monday I learned a new lesson in life: people, like you see on the landing, is not always what you imagine. The delicate coexistence of communal relationships often produce stereotyped behaviors on cue that are not always congruent with the idea that you do to a person entering it in the house. The

tedescona - behind the icy facade - has a heart.
addition to colored walls in a cheerful and a background that does so much newage Patty Smith.

tedescona But it also has a series of tics and small frenzy housewives can fill an encyclopedia.
we settled down in a saturated kitchen smells of spicy cous cous kamut and mysterious brew.
He offered me a coffee.
to me - in turmoil at the moment - I fell a bit 'of sugar on the floor.

I saw bleaching, believed to call the fire department. As I feared for my safety went into the bathroom to take a vacuum cleaner to clean up the horrific damage done to his property.

then took the cloth, he soaked in disinfectant, and we passed on that too. You never know ...

"The spirits live in houses clean clean" is justified.
I thought in my mind that it must be dirty a lot '.

Completely at ease, I stopped drinking coffee. I felt like one with a pole in the ass, forced to stand back and look too comfortable.

the other room came the music. A mix of new age hard to understand. The
tedescona - after profuse in those rude comments about the exotic, walking in the shoes home with disturbing his afternoon - came the core of why I was invited in his cave.

wants someone to do a site / blog and take care to keep it populated with content.

tedescona Why has a plan. She firmly believes
inseparable union of the energies of body and mind and that only exercises to develop both of these attributes procure serenity and raise the spirits and the noble man.



wants to keep on this course and its practice seems to have made a breakthrough discovery that will secure bisiness.

Perhaps it has never been to the grocery store to NaturaSì because there ste stuff you find advertised in many different ways.
But everyone is the architect of its business and faced with a job offer, Panzallaria not biting the hand that could eat.

I am a bit 'a harlot of the web, although I have my ethics.

I think the thing to be resolved quickly and painlessly - that actually c'avevo a little 'to do in my home office - I said that I would get a quote.

She got up to accompany me to the door and with a serious face but suddenly and unexpectedly sweet, I said "Rico R from pe R or R this work or is not like the alt R ... this is something spiritual R ituale, we must communicate R and the inadequacy of both life and how ANEA R cont auction R R R carried with the cial years of innovative co little R and R of the spi ito ... "

She continued:
"Where you at absolutely pa R R R gether and to my seat for a ent R R R and in the spirit of the initiative ito ..."

So, in short, the tedescona wants me to go to one of its meetings tantricobodymind to document and fully understand the mission are to perform.
I spent a shiver down my spine.

casino How I I'm making? although my brief experience taught me that unless you become involved by the customer, better and faster work.
And you have to be in the planning of steps to impose meditation and massage has never deviate from these.

Considering my advanced state of pregnancy, appear in stockings sitting on the ground that Caracalla to roll on one side, trying to relax the mind, at least it seems to me perverse image.

But we'll see.
Because I could not say no. Because you - you know - makes me a little 'fear. It 's a potential serial killer and he lives downstairs.

He said that once held a session with his "followers" will call me to go.
do not know if I fear more the Jehovah's Witness who knocks at our door every Friday or her.

At least the Jehovah's Witness do not you lay hands on him and does not expect a competitive quote from you ...

I'll update in the next episodes.
now - which is a true anti-clerical - go down to church to light a candle for Droghello, he gets better quickly and return to this popular scripted condominium ... Until next week

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Write In Card To Sister

Lite - The seventh episode


also inhabits the top floor of the Unseen Family: three quiet anonymous characters face, the car always very clean, which often come out feeling verb.

Mother, father and adult daughter. All employees in the municipality. At the town of Cittàsenzanome, the municipality and the municipality of Casalpastrizzi of Mondogrigio.

All three suffer from baldness. Mom and daughter have three hairs in two, the father - high and dry as a cypress tree stripped of leaves - a heavy carry-on exhibits to compete with Pippo Baudo before the arrival of Cesare Ragazzi. If

always go around in packs, as if they were mutually supportive: madrepadreefigliaventicinquenne. They shop together, go to Mass together, to go out to work together, in chorus greet you when you face the stairs.

people are quiet and meek. I have been all these years. Up this morning.
Not a problem, not a debate because of the bells dysfunctional. Not a breath of complaint even when - in place of the family of the exotic - Katie lived, the woman who "made life" in the building.

morning, however, something has cracked their insane calm.
Returning from my morning walk to the Bar Roma, where I take a cappuccino in the bracket, I heard commotion on the stairs.

A bustle made of excited voices that I could not recognize the mixed r rotating tedescona, returned from his trip to work in Guatemala.

"I saw it. It 'was you who threw R and R siga etta the stairs. where c R ede we live huh? I am already Soppa R TARE those beyond the casino floor to sop R a, R now this p op R not me "...

" are R p op R I a country of uncivilized !!!!" screamed the tedescona, turning invisible man.

"Actually I do not even smoke ... how dare?" "He does not smoke either!" is true, Dad do not smoke, "echoed the women of the family that began all'uomoinvisibile seriously nervous.

" I say that I've seen! does not deny the evidence! "tedescona the mouth when the bone in the spring until it has eaten very well ... The

uomoinvisibile looked like a coffee maker ready to explode. Purple in the face, while fearfully tried to climb the stairs and avoiding contact with this unfortunate situation and with the butt splattered on the floor on the landing - evidence of crime - I seriously thought she pulled out a gun and made a killing.

As in that film with Michael Douglas in which he is calmocalmo, send down every kind of infamy by the other until the day he does not burst and he runs the city like a serial killer ... The

uomoinvisibile could really do it. His wife supports him, while the figliaventicinquenne, for pain, lose both of which may still have hair.
The pathos of the scene
Tedescona mother - who always like to find a culprit for all kinds of crime - was interrupted by the appearance of Stranacoppia that is facing the hallway stairs. He and I love him more cute and the palace, they always manage to bring harmony where something has cracked.

With a smile, an Armani suit and a pat on the hair.

him - shyly - a whispered "okay?" He continued and "we were concerned ... we have to call someone?" The

tedescona uomoinvisibile and they looked askance at the same time and they let go after mumbled an apology, a "nothing, nothing."
Time that seemed to have stopped it started to turn the right way. The

famigliainvisibile continued to climb the stairs to your home, to the tedescona have relaxed a bit 'wrinkles - even if his conviction remained - while uomoinvisibile shook his head and all his women well, as say "no one but because the trumpet that we would all be happy?".

At that point I made a mistake of which - again - I do not know its scope.
I advanced a few steps to get into the house, finding myself in front of the door Tedescona, when he was about to close down in his doorway.

He looked at me and asked me rudely, "Are you pregnant?" question that the evidence of almost eight months alone could answer.
Hoping not to miss the tone and answer me so I came out with a "Yes" ...

you - lost in thought a witch - he looked at me and he said "when you have time to see us? You should do a job ... you just design sites?"
" no, tedescona, I make the doctor at the hospital, I drive the bus, I sell hot dogs in New York, testing mattresses for Eminflex tasting foods supermarket expired to send to third world ... no, please, I do not want !!!!!!!!! "

so I wanted to say.
But my spirit of project managers and rampant hunting of money has prevailed.
I said yes.

We have to see next Monday.
I'm afraid.
That woman scares me.

Fortunately-at least - I quit smoking so I can not blame the crime ciccoso the stairs ...

But who throw cigarette butts on the floor?
And - most importantly - what kind of proposal I will make Tedescona??

Fortunately Him & He remained all the time gazing at that next Monday if I do not go over the apartment / cave, there will be someone who can testify ....

We'll let you know the next episode!